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Dave Days

I’m fast asleep
Yeah it was getting late
I was pretty tired
I thought I’d sleep

I’m fast asleep
Put my retainer in
It’s been so long

I’m fast asleep
But it’s kinda cold
And I’m feeling bold
So I’ll get more blankets to hold

I’m fast asleep
But somehow I can still sing this song

I wish my roommate
Would shut the heck up
He’s being really loud
And disrespecting
My sleeping patterns
When’s he gonna learn?
You need a solid sleep
If you wanna get into college and be somebody!

when i close my eyes
loud noises outside
there’s no sleeping tonightttt
i really hate my life

he’s fast asleep
i finally fell asleep
but then my friends came in
so they could mess with me
he’s fast asleep
i was having some awesome dreams
he’s fast asleep
they pulled my blankets off
and started drawing stuff
i wouldn’t approve of
pen 15
they’re gonna regret that

so then i woke up
and they were like AHHHH
they tried to run away
but i was like NOPE
i shut the door
prepare for war
bye bye bye
i’ll see you no more

when i close my eyes
loud noises outside
there’s no sleeping tonightttt
now it is time to dieeeee!