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« I'm the greatest star »
Chris Colfer
I’ve got thirty-six expressions
Sweet as pie to tough as leather,
And that’s six expressions more
Than all them, Barrymores put together.
Instead of just kicking me
Why don’t they give me a lift?
Well, it must be a plot,
’Cause they’re scared that I got
Such a gift
Well, I’m miffed
’cause I’m the greatest star
I am by far
But no one knows it!
Wait, they’re gonna hear a voice,
A silver flute -- ah haha, ah haha
They’ll cheer each toot -- Hey! I hear it’s terrific!
When I expose it! -- Now can’t you see to look at me
That I’m a natural Camille?
As Camille I just feel
I have so much to offer -- hey listen kid, I know I’d be divine because...
I’m a natural cougher (coughs)
Some ain’t got it, not a lump,
I’m a great big clump of talent!
Laugh!
They’ll bend in half -- Did you ever hear the story about the traveling salesman?
A thousand jokes -- Stick around for the jokes,
A thousand faces -- I reiterate,
When you’re gifted,
Then you’re gifted,
These are facts, I got no axe to grind
Hey, what are you blind?
In all of the world so far
I’m the greatest star!
No autographs please
Do you think beautiful girls are gonna be a star forever?
I should say not, any minute now they’re gonna be out
Finished! Then it’ll be my turn
Who is the pip with pizazz?
Who is all ginger and jazz?
Who is as glamorous as?
Who’s an American Beauty rose
With an American Beauty nose,
And ten American Beaty toes,
Eyes on the target, and wham!
One shot, one gun shot and bam!
Hey, Mr. Keeney
Here I am
I’m the greatest star,
I am by far,
But no one knows it!
That’s why I was born
I’ll blow my horn
Till someone blows it!
I’ll light up like a light
Right up like a light
I’ll flicker, then flare up
All the world’s gonna stare up
Lookin’ down, you’ll never see me
Try the sky ’cause that will be me
I can make ’em cry, I can make ’em sigh
Someday they’ll clamor for my drama
Have you guessed yet,
Who’s the best yet?
If you ain’t I’ll tell you one more time
You bet your last dime
In all of the world so far
I am the greatest, greatest star!
Sweet as pie to tough as leather,
And that’s six expressions more
Than all them, Barrymores put together.
Instead of just kicking me
Why don’t they give me a lift?
Well, it must be a plot,
’Cause they’re scared that I got
Such a gift
Well, I’m miffed
’cause I’m the greatest star
I am by far
But no one knows it!
Wait, they’re gonna hear a voice,
A silver flute -- ah haha, ah haha
They’ll cheer each toot -- Hey! I hear it’s terrific!
When I expose it! -- Now can’t you see to look at me
That I’m a natural Camille?
As Camille I just feel
I have so much to offer -- hey listen kid, I know I’d be divine because...
I’m a natural cougher (coughs)
Some ain’t got it, not a lump,
I’m a great big clump of talent!
Laugh!
They’ll bend in half -- Did you ever hear the story about the traveling salesman?
A thousand jokes -- Stick around for the jokes,
A thousand faces -- I reiterate,
When you’re gifted,
Then you’re gifted,
These are facts, I got no axe to grind
Hey, what are you blind?
In all of the world so far
I’m the greatest star!
No autographs please
Do you think beautiful girls are gonna be a star forever?
I should say not, any minute now they’re gonna be out
Finished! Then it’ll be my turn
Who is the pip with pizazz?
Who is all ginger and jazz?
Who is as glamorous as?
Who’s an American Beauty rose
With an American Beauty nose,
And ten American Beaty toes,
Eyes on the target, and wham!
One shot, one gun shot and bam!
Hey, Mr. Keeney
Here I am
I’m the greatest star,
I am by far,
But no one knows it!
That’s why I was born
I’ll blow my horn
Till someone blows it!
I’ll light up like a light
Right up like a light
I’ll flicker, then flare up
All the world’s gonna stare up
Lookin’ down, you’ll never see me
Try the sky ’cause that will be me
I can make ’em cry, I can make ’em sigh
Someday they’ll clamor for my drama
Have you guessed yet,
Who’s the best yet?
If you ain’t I’ll tell you one more time
You bet your last dime
In all of the world so far
I am the greatest, greatest star!
